cchall:

-High-fived an airplane.

-R Kelly trapped my hand in a closet.

-OJ Simpson didn’t break my hand, but I hear he’s writing a book about how he would have.

-Bruno Mars talks a big game, but I actually did catch a grenade for you.

-Navy Seal Team 6 raided my house, shot me in the hand, and…

lindsayolohan:

catholicnun:

i thought urbanfuck and riptide- was straight

tyler is as straight as one direction dancing on a rainbow